In Honor of Montana Rednecks
(even if the red is from the Wind and not the Dirt)
You know you are a Montanan if:
You get passed when you are driving seventy five.
You tell
You can actually pronounce the City’s name Glasgow (Glasgo) without calling it Glascow.
You can choose plastic bags or a paper sacks for your groceries.
You have 10 favorite recipes for Elk meat.
You can write a check at McDonald’s for 2 Big Macs and fries.
The elevation exceeds the population.
People drive 200 miles to shop in a real mall.
You can fish, golf, and go skiing all in the same day if you try hard enough.
You talk about a combine and people don't wonder what you are putting together.
In the spring every tenth car you pass is a tractor.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from
Please leave a comment if you have any to add.
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